'A long long time ago, when I was just a hatchling'

NEWS BROADCAST:

'THIS JUST IN... UCSEAA JUST CAPITULATED. PRESIDENT MAGENTA IS TO HAND OVER THE CONTROL OF OUR COUNTRY TO MATACORP CEO-PRESIDENT SACC BAGARI... I... EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY... EVERY CITIZE OF THE UNITED CORPORATE STATES OF EUROAMERICAFRICA IS NOW A SUBJECT OF MATACORP... GOD HELP US ALL.......'

It's a room full of floating fish hackers. One speaks up to the rest:

"This is it folks. Pack up. Shred the rest. We're to meet the gophers in 20 minutes. We will not be coming back."