In the grim reality of the 23rd century there is only war. War and press conferences.

"Mister president! Mister president!"

"Mister president, Matanews network. How will your administration respond to the sinorussian conquest of Suez?"

"How did you hear about that already?"

"The internet, sir"

Everything is under control.

...

Girl holds up an unintelligible letter.

Penguin: "What does it say?"

Girl: "I dunno, it's some weird language."

Penguin: "Lemme see. Looks like English."

Girl: "The language of ancient humans?"

Penguin: "I think so. It's junk. Stop picking up trash and look for ram sticks."