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3 vetoes remaining

Wishes:

gnemmi: world peace
kunev: Reid and sigrid to come back
thorium1256: Reid and sigrid to come back
DOS_User: i wish that irc werent seen as a place "full of hackers" that "will steal ur passwords and ur ip" just because it isnt popular outside computer geeks doesnt mean its a cybersecurity risk
jason123onirc: I wish that every thursday is ai thursday
thedaemon9: wish for the end of the universe
Emru: I wish for more mods working under xash
kfx: my wish is for a white 1967 ford galaxie convertible
Smoon: for prahou to keep creating content
gettie: meow
anelli: baked sweet potatoes
krepalakh: a jester girlfriend who can juggle, tell jokes, and do acrobatics
flart: i wish for hyperscalers to collapse under their own weight of complicated crap.
jeanjack: I don't want to go to prison
parai: i wish for infinite wishes
prahoax: Reneé French to notice me
grimmware: August 1993
s*grid: [REDACTED]
ghane: I wish you all a good night! ;-)
polarian: I wish for the destruction of all GPL software! I wish for *BSD's to become the de facto standard operating system!
getz: I wish for the veto system to be reenabled.
halo14: I wish AI isn't forced into every piece of tech
kpm: i wish for unlimited rice pudding then
noonels: i wish the lisp part of my brain and the 9 part of my brain would play nicer together
+tbsp: I wish housing prices would drop 80%
sl: I wish
buffet: i wish for a good bolognese
RoosterZero: I wish for a Suzuki Hayabusa
m0th_: i wish for a warm and fuzzy feeling brought on by a special person
taylan: I wish I could use Discord emoji on IRC
c0co: to have deep focus and clarity of purpose toward ends that are intrinsically good
+xs: love peace harmony
ssm_: an mnt reform for me and my unborn, we adjorn in a field of corn for the modern world we scorn
asie: █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
dal3m: i wish for the death of unix
qrstuv: i wish for a machine gun with unlimited ammo!
un9bl: i wish that katseye's gnarly song was their most "pop" song and the rest was completely NASTY NOISE HARSHNESS!
pomel0: I wish for the next person's wish to never be granted
JetpackJackson: I wish for everyone to be able to transform into their fursona at will

The unix_surrealism chronicle

circa 300000 BFM

A race of sentient laptops appears on an island in the Pacific Ocean.

Princess Laptopa begets 7 sons who sail across the world, founding machine city-states.

April 16 2024

unix_surrealism is founded

December 2025

unix_surrealism has 100 members

unix_surrealism is besieged by white supremacists. Pr1nce Noodle organizes the defense of the city and repels the invaders with the power of channel flags.

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