i never used a computer again

A man named Velver sleeps soundly in his humble home.

"It was a night like no other. I powered down the machine after my evening sermon of preaching the good word of VIM to the heretics in the comments section and then went to sleep."

"The room was engulfed in complete darkness, when I was awoken by the sound of fluttering packets and could just begin to make out the shape of a being towering over my bed, struggling to fit inside my small room."

"In what can be best described as thunderous voice, it addressed me directly:"

FOSSANGEL speaks to Velver: "VELVER ZEDNER, I AM THE ANGEL OF FOSS: ED(1) IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR."