Corpo-Foss-War
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Undisclosed location, MATALABS.
MATACORP General addresses a large number of freshly booted MATA_BOTS.
General: "Gentlemen... Congratulations! You are the first batch of semi-sentient MATA_BOTS to see real combat against the hacker scourge..."
One of the bots whispers to themself: "Semi?"
Another one grabs them by the shoulder: "Meaning you get patched out if you disobey."