deb's antiques
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Mage visits Deb's Antique's, the pawnshop, bringing in to trade 'The New Kornshell' book.
Deb: "Look, not to sound ungrateful, but this is the third 'The New Kornshell' you brought me this week. What am I supposed to do with them?"
Mage: "Reading is a good start."
Deb: "Very funny... Anyway, I got you the RTFM potions you wanted."
Deb pulls out a crate full of ominous bottles labeled RTFM.