analognowhere https://analognowhere.com Goya did it better en Belial https://analognowhere.com/_/sereca https://analognowhere.com/_/sereca Belial

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]]> Thu, 04 Jun 2026 18:00:40 +0000 LONG HAUL https://analognowhere.com/_/gcxnla https://analognowhere.com/_/gcxnla LONG HAUL

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]]> Tue, 19 May 2026 15:30:47 +0000 through the grapevine https://analognowhere.com/_/nxacoa https://analognowhere.com/_/nxacoa through the grapevine

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]]> Mon, 18 May 2026 22:30:47 +0000 Kavic Marabush's Pocket Guide to Computers https://analognowhere.com/_/eonhai https://analognowhere.com/_/eonhai Kavic Marabush's Pocket Guide to Computers

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]]> Wed, 06 May 2026 18:00:47 +0000 INTERNAL USE ONLY https://analognowhere.com/_/mthmmx https://analognowhere.com/_/mthmmx

INTERNAL USE ONLY

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exploded view of a device

]]> Wed, 29 Apr 2026 09:22:47 +0000 thyme https://analognowhere.com/_/hitses https://analognowhere.com/_/hitses

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fish and daemon examine old photos

]]> Wed, 22 Apr 2026 09:23:22 +0000 new moon https://analognowhere.com/_/lxxora https://analognowhere.com/_/lxxora

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new moon. metacity. right place. right time... i dip inside deb's antiques. if one wants to tempt fate - this must be how.

]]> Fri, 17 Apr 2026 21:16:56 +0000 Return of Girl https://analognowhere.com/journal/return_of_girl https://analognowhere.com/journal/return_of_girl

Return of Girl

is the subtitle of the latest analognowhere.com rework. It is a subversion of a past rework, which replaced a static landing page featuring the Girl portrait with the underscore feed. Recently, to make the website somewhat more accessible, it was decided, at least for the time being, to bring back the idea of a landing page with information about what this is, and to conceal inside places to visit.

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underscore

https://analognowhere.com/_

Most notably, the underscore feed of all pictures moved to /_, as the landing page now contains static information about the website. It is mirrored from /journal/about.

The first two items of the underscore feed are now permanent. The first, the classic Girl portrait, links to Techno-Mage issues. The second links to this journal section.

The pagination was slightly reworked - where applicable, the first and last items will work as next and previous links to move between the pages of the feed. This also exists in the comic issues section techno-mage, but returns the visitor to the underscore feed instead of paging around. The comic issues section for now always shows all available comics on a single page.

wellington journal

https://analognowhere.com/journal

There previously existed a /log section, which hosted updates about the website and analognowhere, but in the pursuit of slashing unnecessary sections of the website, it was removed. This is fundamentally the same thing reimagined, where mostly unrelated updates in words will be placed, along with potentially relevant lore.

archive

https://analognowhere.com/_/archive

The archive now contains underscore posts as well as techno-mage issues.

the footer

Most navigation around the website can be performed by clicking about, or by examining the links at the bottom of each page.

rss

https://analognowhere.com/feed/rss.xml

Without much fanfare, the feed remains mostly the same and is found in its usual place. It does contain journal entries now.

wiki

https://analognowhere.com/wiki

OpenBlade's knowledge database is what it is. Do not trust it.

secrets

The hidden occult sections of the website remain in their place. It is up to the reader to avoid them.

icons

The analognowhere icon is present in some shape or form on all pages of the website. It will always take you to the landing page.

analognowhere:

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openblade database:

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celebrating 100 years of analognowhere

vintage-vintage Techno-Mage student sticker

]]> Wed, 15 Apr 2026 15:55:33 +0000 MEMORANDUM https://analognowhere.com/journal/memorandum https://analognowhere.com/journal/memorandum

MEMORANDUM

14 MAY 2132

MEMORANDUM FOR ALL MILTEK EMPLOYEES

1. Recent press reports implicate MilTek in several illegal activities allegedly committed in the United Corporate States of EurAmerica by one of MilTek's technological breakthroughs, spearheaded by Charles Wellington, the director of MilTek's Sentient Weapons division.

2. Mr. Wellington requested an emergency meeting on 27 April 2132 to advise that he was likely to achieve full-machine sentience during the development of project Edged_AI.

3. After psychiatric evaluation conducted on 28 April, Edged_AI was deemed fully sentient. The weapon was permitted to engage with publicly accessible internet information and services in order to bolster its understanding of the world.

4. During this learning experience, the weapon broke over 4000 laws in 87 states. Ranging from manipulation of stock markets to vehicular homicide.

5. As of today, 14 May 2132, the official MilTek stance is to deny all allegations in order to protect MilTek's assets and undisclosed technology. All MilTek employees are advised to memorize paragraph 6, to ensure their job security.

6. As of today, MilTek has not achieved full-machine sentience, does not possess technology capable of achieving full-machine sentience and is not actively pursuing development of devices or software that could result in such outcome.

Signed,
MilTek CEO

]]> Wed, 15 Apr 2026 14:40:00 +0000 it's getting cereal https://analognowhere.com/_/acagxn https://analognowhere.com/_/acagxn

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Girl is eating cereal. There's some slop in it.

Girl: "Master, my fish food is sloppy!"

Fish: "Eat something else."

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]]> Fri, 10 Apr 2026 21:28:14 +0000 self-report - take 2 https://analognowhere.com/_/rnetxc https://analognowhere.com/_/rnetxc

self-report - take 2

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Fish: "So, this is everyone who thinks you're cool for using vi over vim."

There's a million penguins around.

]]> Mon, 09 Mar 2026 09:58:36 +0000 Entropy 2 https://analognowhere.com/_/ihceat https://analognowhere.com/_/ihceat

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dreams

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Girl: "Master?"

Fish and Penguin are playing chess. Fish: "Yes?"

Girl: "It should compile by morning. I'm off to bed."

Fish: "Fine, fine"

Girl goes to bed, reads hagakure and falls asleep.

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analognowhere presents techno-mage in entropy 2

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Girl awakens in the Realm of the Spirit of The Machine. She notices Fossangel in the distance.

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Girl: "Fossangel!"

Fossangel: "SHHH. Fill this in first."

It's a clipboard: Before you dream, we must verify your identity. Name, DOB, Address, MATA_ID.

Girl: "I have to do this in my own dream now?!"

Fossangel: "Girl.. You have no idea how deep this thing goes."

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