matavps

It's the middle of a conversation between a MATA_BOT_RESEARCHER and MATACORP CEO-PRESIDENT.

Bot: "...would make our product a de-facto standard among reliable services."

CEO is looking at a clipboard with features of the proposed product.

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CEO: "I don't get it, where's the profit."

Bot: "Look at phase 3."

CEO flips a few pages to a list titled Phase 3. It's just a crude pencil drawing of a bot holding bags of money and standing on the face of a consumer.

CEO: "This is really good, did you draw this yourself?"

Bot blushes in the back.